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Hoagie Haven is expanding its culinary dominion. In the wake of Old World Pizza’s move off Nassau Street, the brothers Maltabes have annexed the lot next door to their iconic restaurant. The purpose? A bold embarkment into the Princeton pizza scene, under the name “Slice Between.”

Hoagie Haven originally opened in 1974, and has since commandeered the “drunk food” market. The Maltabes are known for their renegade approach to sandwich making; their stable of hoagies include the Phat Lady, Sanchez, and Heartstop. Rumor has it that the duo wants to bring the same attitude to their pizza business.

The best part? Out dear seniors in the Class of 2012 may still be here to see the dawn of this new epoch. The Maltabes are hoping for Slice Between to open its doors before May ends.

Get the full scoop at Princeton Patch.

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NBC’s Today Show has built up a solid stock of accolades in its long history. First broadcast in January 1952, the program is the fourth oldest in United States broadcasting history (to save you the Wikipedia visit, NBC’s Meet the Press is the oldest). Over the next six decades, the show maintained solid ratings even in the face of competitors like ABC’s Good Morning America. In 2002, the Today Show was named one of the greatest TV shows of all time by TV Guide.

Unfortunately, athleticism is not among the program’s strengths. A couple weeks ago, several members of the Today Show (not the Daily Show, as I originally mis-heard) came down from its home at Rockefeller Center to try their luck at one of Princeton’s favorite athletic past times: rowing. Let’s just say that the anchors looked far more comfortable in the plush sofas of the Today Show set.

I won’t spoil any of the segment’s richer moments. The full video, now on NBC.com, if a perfect way for a distraught student to distract him or herself from Dean’s Date.

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The dust hasn’t even settled from Houseparties and already Princeton’s other storied tradition is gearing up. Enormous white tents are quickly stealing light from the grass (and hopeful sun tanners). Wooden fences, still decorated with posters from years past, are beginning to hide courtyards from view. And surely as death and taxes, a certain GQ article will start popping up on Facebook news feeds.

Even the most hopelessly unaware freshman knows about Princeton Reunions. But what of the celebration’s history? Although it is one of our most cherished traditions today, Reunions – on their current scale – are a relatively young affair.

Class reunions didn’t become particularly popular until after the Civil War. Classes would meet back for special reunions and often give the University a gift, whether in the form of an endowment, building, or even a fellowship program. The clock on Nassau Hall was the tenth-anniversary gift of the Class of 1866. These were small, individual reunions, however. The idea of alumni from every class arriving at once was absurd.

Princeton’s sesquicentennial (that’s 150 years) anniversary brought more alumni back than ever before, thanks in part to some logistical planning. Alumni arranged housing for the ~2,000 Tigers that returned, and classes chose to distinguish themselves with unique hats, blazers and banners. This celebration must have whet alumni appetites for undergraduate fun. By the 1950s the University itself had taken logistical control over alumni accommodations around the time of Commencement. It’s fortunate they have, as Reunions today bring around 24,000 Princetonians back to campus.

Today, every fifth class has tent where members of the surrounding years convene to celebrate. The twenty-fifth reunion is usually regarded as a landmark (alumni are likely at the top of their careers by then), as is the fiftieth. After the sixty-fifth reunion, alumni enter the “Old Guard,” an elderly club that, in addition to holding seniority over everyone else on campus, also has the finest alcohol. The oldest alumnus in attendance earns the Class of 1923 Cane. Malcolm Warnock ’25 received the cane in 2008 for his 83rd reunion, and has held the honor at all three reunions since. Other awards include the Class of 1901 Silver Cup, which goes to the class with the highest percentage of alumni in attendance.

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Lawnparties. The only Princeton parties I really knew about when I first sent my application to West College in December 2008. The one time of year when all previous barriers dissolve and the only “pass” is a PUID. When the Terrace taproom meets the light of day and the median male height in the Cottage courtyard dips below 6 feet 2 inches.

Lawnparties is too important for anyone screw up — and freshmen have but one experience to draw from. So here is my freshman-friendly, PUID-only itinerary for 2012 Spring Lawnparties.

Brunch — 11 a.m.

Overlooked, yet vital. After all, breakfast  — even if it’s a little tardy — is the most important meal of the day. As a freshman, you have so many dining options that it’s easy to make a mistake.

My vote would be for Butler-Wilson. Its May 6 menu sidesteps the more delicate options at Whitman and Forbes, preferring to go straight to America’s “meat-and-potatoes” favorites. An omelet with sausage and O’Brien potatoes might not be the more gourmet fare, but it’s a solid breakfast that will give any diner fortitude for the challenging party ahead.

Those with dietary restrictions may want to visit Rocky-Mathey. The nearly pork-free menu also has an exotic array of salad options for flavor-minded vegetarians. (What even is “Orange Salad with Jicama & Red Onion”?)

The opening play — 12 p.m.

Lawnparties is a group activity. Nobody wants to be drunkenly eating Taco Bell alone on the curb. So let’s find you some friends.

TI’s lawn is the venue for friend-finding —and friend-making, for that matter. After eating club brunches are over, TI is the first place everyone seems to mix. Chances are you’ll know someone there. If you don’t, the band — Southpaw, this Sunday — isn’t really the focal point of the party. People are paying attention to each other more than the music, so making new friends is easy. If you need more courage, stray champagne bottles are ripe for the plucking.

The shopping period — 12:30 p.m.

Once you’ve found a good drop to bum around with, you enter a sort of “shopping period.” Here I’ll defer to the ‘Prince’s Street section — your play at this point is going to hinge on your musical tastes. You can expect to see me at Terrace for Raekwon, but I won’t try to cast any objective judgment on other people’s decisions. Act quickly though — the next step is in 90 minutes.

Obligatory Nomad Pizza stop — 2 p.m.

I’m not completely sure where Nomad Pizza actually is when it’s not visiting campus. They may well have an actual location, but I’d rather believe that this “nomadic” truck stops wherever hungry, drunk students are, irrespective to any actual business strategy. I do know that Nomad only comes around a few times a year, so you need to take advantage of the truck whenever it visits.

The Nomad Pizza stop is an excellent chance to catch your breath, but since Campus Club is right next to Tower you may want to catch Blue Scholars.

Taco Bell scavenging — 2:50 p.m.

The Taco Bell truck will be stationed in front of the Fields Center. You may not make it to dinner, so if you have any hunger left, kill it with some free burritos — and free beer at your club of choice — before heading over to …

Quad — 3 p.m.

By this time in the day, even the most awkward freshman should have built up enough momentum to not need this itinerary anymore. Enjoy Timeflies and Childish Gambino, and don’t forget the lemonade by the rear of Quad.

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Princeton has a lot of libraries to offer, but not all were created equal. Each library on campus fills a special niche — from the raw study zone to the tourist stop.

Julian Street Library

As a Butlerite, I spent a great deal of time in neighboring Wilson College’s library. It was close by, open 24 hours and didn’t provide many distractions. I conquered Writing Seminar in J-Street.

This winter when I finally returned to J-Street, the old library I knew was gone. In its stead was a cross between an Ikea display and the Starship Enterprise. It doesn’t seem like this new look has taken away from J-Street’s scholastic allure. Over spring break, it was bursting with upperclassmen making headway on independent work.

Lewis

The social student’s ideal study spot. Sure, you can do actual studying in Lewis, but what makes this library so special are the abundant “group study rooms.” These sequestered zones provide more collaborative scholars a space to hash out all of their problems, academic or not. Unfortunately for the more solitary Lewis inhabitants, these group rooms aren’t nearly as soundproof as their patrons realize.

Chancellor Green

As I said in my Friday post, Chancellor Green isn’t the most efficient study space. It’s a great place to bring visitors to show off Princeton. So great, in fact, that third-party tour groups appear entirely ignorant of the building’s function. If the ceiling alone doesn’t distract you from your work, then the tourists will.

Marquand

Marquand is where students go to be seen studying. Although I’ve gotten a fair amount of work done there, it was never alongside the same slovenly zombies that I see in less visible study spaces. Marquand’s cinematic windows inform anyone walking past Murray-Dodge exactly who is studying what and in which outfit. Perhaps it’s fitting that the University Art Museum’s library frames its denizens so artfully.

Firestone

Firestone is where the real studying gets done. Its bleak interior offers no distractions outside of books, and its extensive hallways easily trap untrained freshmen. Senior carrels — academia’s prison cells — take the “Firestone vibe” to its logical extreme. Although the library’s incoming renovations may alter this paradigm, for now, Firestone exemplifies the idea of “function over form.”

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Admissions is a curious process. For years, the prefrosh arriving on campus have groomed themselves into the types of individuals universities would want. Each student’s cocktail, whether founded on academics, athletics, notable leadership or other qualities, met the scrutiny of picky admissions offices. For a high school senior, I remember the process being miserable.

Once acceptance letters arrive, everything flips. Now, each university — and the students within in — needs to prove to its crop of prefrosh that the “_____ campus” is right for them. Princeton and its peers are now competing for someone else’s affection.

To this day I believe that Princeton was the right choice for me. But looking back, I realize that I made that decision for the entirely wrong reasons. Many of my justifications have held to my junior year, but overall what I’ve loved about Princeton were factors I didn’t even consider when making my decision back in the spring of 2009.

So, without further delay, my top five overhyped aspects of Princeton and the five reasons you (prefrosh!) should come anyway:

Overhyped

5. Lecture series — I don’t mean to discredit the campus lecture series — Princeton can pull some great speakers. I’ve just needed to pick and choose which ones I can make. Academic and athletic obligations can prevent students from attending even the best talks the administration sponsors, so a college decision shouldn’t be made or broken based on which speakers come to campus.

4. Nassau Hall — It’s a great photo op and may be Princeton’s most “historic” building, but I’ve only ever been in Nassau Hall twice as an actual student — and only when I was invited. I’m not complaining either. It’s an administrative building, not a museum for me to explore.

3. Beautiful libraries — I tried studying in the Chancellor Green Rotunda (in my opinion, the most beautiful spot on campus) during my freshman fall finals but only found myself distracted by the stained glass and intricate carvings. Some may be able to resist this temptation, but I’ve always done my best studying in the Soviet gulag-themed Firestone recesses.

2. “Science for non-scientist” courses — I’ve taken a couple of these classes in an attempt to stray outside my social science background. Although both courses were taught well, the bimodal distribution of “science people looking for an easy course” and “social science and humanities students filling a distribution requirement” created an environment where half the class got an easy A, half the class PDFed and nobody paid attention.

1. Residential colleges — Since my first Orange Key tour my junior year of high school, I had envisioned the residential colleges as some sort of Harry Potter-like house system where each college had its “thing” or “quirk” that united its denizens. This was, in hindsight, a ludicrous theory. When I arrived on campus, I discovered that none of my fantasies were true and that the only college with a “thing” was Forbes, which I gathered was Princeton’s Alaska. Alas, filing students according to their personalities and interests was the job of student organizations and eating clubs, not Nassau Hall. The res colleges were great for academic advising, “shrinking the campus” and whatnot, but as far as actual social connection I — and most others, I suspect — look elsewhere.

Undersold

5. Princeton’s geographic size — Over winter break I discovered that my “10-minute walk from the Slums to the Street” apparently didn’t stack up impressively against my friends’ own commutes. Although the Forbes-E-Quad trek is undoubtedly a pain, most of Princeton’s amenities are within a short walk of each other. And as a college student, time is sleep.

4. Athletic events — I never really thought of Princeton as a sporty school until I came to campus. Though we may not have the same high-octane traditions as USC or Ohio State, Princeton games — from basketball to squash — are some of the campus’s most unifying experiences.

3. The Wawa / Nassau Street — The only thing I ever heard about the adjoining Princeton community was that it “wasn’t New Haven.” I guess this is natural, as the town isn’t actually a service the University administration provides. Nonetheless, between late night stops (the Wa, Hoagie Haven) and more traditional fare, we actually have a pretty nice community at our doorstep. Triumph even brews its own beers.

2. Reunions — Most of us are only going to be actual Princeton students for four years. We’ll be spending most of our time as Princeton alumni. Luckily for us, being an alumnus is awesome for at least one weekend out of the year. As a student that’s worked at Reunions at every chance I’ve had, I feel like I can assert with some confidence that the event is a blast for everyone from the bewildered freshmen to the Old Guard. You don’t stop being a Princetonian once you graduate.

1. Independent student organizations — This one’s been huge for me. I didn’t know it when I came to Princeton, but many of our campus organizations (The Daily Princetonian, Business Today and WPRB 103.3 FM, just to name a few) have no “umbilical cord” to the University. Running these organizations is akin to running a small business — an opportunity I hadn’t even considered when I was making my college decision.

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And apparently they’re orange, black and…what’s this? Red?!

Sure, his top says Princeton.

Exhibit A.

But his pants weave a different tale.

Exhibit B.

Scheming politician? Or ultimate New Jersey man? I guess the ballots will decide.

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Perhaps the Prox’s most “Us Weekly” headline yet. According to college dating website DateMySchool.com, Dartmouth has the men, while UPenn has the hottest women. Princeton stands at third and second for men and women, respectively. Is this true? Arguable (I imagine the same culture to conceive Keggy the Keg wouldn’t lend itself to washboard abs), but DateMySchool.com does boast 50,000 active users every night.

For a flurry of graphs and analysis, check out the full article at The Atlantic Wire.

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Despite the marvels of 21st-century computing, the Princeton University libraries form a byzantine system – one that makes sure us pampered youngsters need to work for our knowledge just as our forefathers did (at least every once in a while). This will apparently change with announced Firestone renovations, but the adjustments did not come in time for actress Carey Mulligan (of Drive and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps fame).

You'll probably remember Mulligan from that time your high school English class made you watch the Pride and Prejudice film adaptation

The starlet ventured onto campus (wisely during vacation) to research for her role of Daisy Buchanan in an upcoming film adaptation of The Great Gatsby. Because, you know, F. Scott Fitzgerald went to Princeton way back when. In case you were too enthralled to click that IMDb link, Leonardo DiCaprio is playing famous Jay Gatsby and Toby Maguire is the eerily-dull Nick Carraway.

Unfortunately for Mulligan, research challenges didn’t end at finding the “folders of stuff about the 1920s” that she was looking for. If she had any notes, she needed to take them the old-fashioned way – with a laptop. Not even the future-Daisy was allowed to photograph the manuscripts for posterity.

Full story at the Times of India.

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As much as I’d like more diverse news to relay, it’s really “in” for news outlets to fawn over the Ivy League’s relationship with Wall Street. Maybe it’s just that time of year, or maybe it’s fallout from Occupy Wall Street, but an article mentioning “Princeton” or “Yale” usually has “finance” or “Wall Street” in the headline.

Keeping with the zeitgeist, Princeton alum Catherine Rampell decided to investigate the Ivy League – Wall Street connection on the New York Times’ wittily-titled “Economix” blog. Although it sounds like an Adam Smith-themed LEGO franchise, Economix tasks itself with “explaining the science of everyday life.”

The “science” is a little dubious. Rampell’s article tries to examine trends in graduate employment over the past ten years among Gossip Girl‘s “holy trinity” of Ivy League Schools: Harvard, Princeton and Yale. Rampell can look at changes over time, but she can make few cross-campus comparisons. Each school segments its post-grad workforce differently. If you were hoping to see just what percent of 2006 Tigers went into consulting (and not just “services”), you’ll leave disappointed. You would be able to find the data for Harvard, however.

Scientific relevance aside, graphs are always fun to look at – especially on topics as chic as employment. The full article is definitely worth a read.

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